Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing.

I'm certainly not shy, but I like playing it because I love those characters that are incredibly confident but really still a mess.

I've been every size in the world. Parts of my 20s, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. If I was a 6 or an 8, I thought, "Why aren't I a 2 or a 4?" Now I feel like I have two great kids and the dreamiest husband on the planet, and everything else is just a work in progress.

You can't just play crazy. It makes you push yourself to stay in the realm of reality. And when you do that, it's a lot funnier. That's my favorite, when you think it's a real strange person and not just someone being wacky.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.