Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

I don't know any neighborhoods where everyone's walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup.

I'm not a great pregnant woman.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I'm really happy in my life.

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.