Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.

A lawyers performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts.

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers.

I had headaches for over 30 years until I tried chiropractic. They have completely disappeared.

I'm not an ambulance chaser. I'm usually there before the ambulance.

Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.

Except perhaps to our God, we all have a facade, even to our closest friends; some of us even to ourselves. . . . . It may not be good that we have it, but I don't believe the state or anyone else has a right to pierce that facade without the individual's consent.