Better watch out said a second voice from somewhere under the Beetle. Don't park those two kraut cars too close together; it's springtime, and they might decide to mate. then Charlie'll be stuck with a garage full of little orange safety cones

... everything written is at least in part fantasy. Except maybe the national budget. That's horror.

Getting angry over something that won't change is like seeing what happens if you hit your hand with a hammer over and over again, and being surprised each time when it hurts. So you might as well stop doing it.

Three things see no end- A flower blighted ere it bloomed, A message that was wasted, And a journey that was doomed.

It isn't wise to be rude to one's mother. She knows everything about your childhood that is potentially embarassing.

I'm not a legend or a hero, I don't slay dragons, I don't do any of the things that a real hero can. But I can make things better, one day at a time, for most of the kingdom.

If you would rise, do so alone.