While I am rehearsing a play, I try to read nothing that might distract my concentration from the work in progress.

the Irish ... are full of the fear of the Lord and the joy of living, and they don't know how to combine the two, but they'll sure have a good time trying.

If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation.

My name is real, which probably explains why I never became a superstar... how would that look in lights?

While I am rehearsing a play, I try to read nothing that might distract my concentration from the work in progress.

I believe in joy, but I believe in the flip-side, agony.

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.