The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.

I don't think there's ever been a friendly divorce.

There's a rumor that there may be an attempt at organizing a possible script for a series on my life, which, when you look at my police record, you'd have to have more than one hour to tell the story.

Evolution is a laughing matter for anybody that's got a rational mind.

Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!

If I had a choice, and there was a "Y" in the road, I would always take the one that was more fun as opposed to the one that might make me more money.

It's a long way from Graceland across Jordan to the Promised Land, but Jesus finally came to lead him home.