It's a long way from Graceland across Jordan to the Promised Land, but Jesus finally came to lead him home.

This is America. We're proud. We're not afraid of a bunch of terrorists. But this government is all about terror alerts and scaring us at airports. We're changing the Constitution out of fear. We spend all our time looking up each other's dresses. Fear's the only issue the Republican Party has. Vote for them, or the terrorists will win. That's not what Reagan was about. I hate to think about our soldiers over in Iraq fighting for a country that's slipping away.

There's a rumor that there may be an attempt at organizing a possible script for a series on my life, which, when you look at my police record, you'd have to have more than one hour to tell the story.

I can't really say why everyone loves Bob Wills' music, but I have yet to meet a person who didn't like it.

I'm just writin' about my little ol' love affair.

And there's some Latino music I like, and some reggae music.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.