Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.

Diana Krall knocks me out. I like jazz and I like her simple approach.

Stop rolling down hill like a snow ball headed for hell.

The only thing that I miss lately in all music is somebody that will put out a melody that you can whistle. It doesn't seem like there's anything happening like that.

It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car.

The guitar's not all that expensive either, when you compare it to gettin' a toothpulled or something.

Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!