Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.

The guitar's not all that expensive either, when you compare it to gettin' a toothpulled or something.

I'll tell you what the public likes more than anything, it's the most rare commodity in the world - honesty.

We're bar room buddies and we're the best kind, nobody messes with that friend of mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, bar room buddy of mine.

When I grew up there wasn't air-conditioning or anything of that nature, and this old car had a wall thickness of about ten inches. So we had a little warmer house in the winter and a little cooler in the summer.

When you get to readin' about where the music and John Steinbeck and all those people like that come from, the further you go the more interesting it becomes.

The one true friend I thought I'd found, tonight the bottle let me down.