Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.

Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.

Faith is the only way we're going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own.

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.

Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.

'Cause I was already a smoker, it was easy to get addicted. The one thing that they don't teach you about marijuana is how addictive it is.

At my age, I don't buy but a half a loaf of bread, you know?