Everybody likes Johnny Cash. I think the sad part of it is his health is givin' him problems.

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.

Stop rolling down hill like a snow ball headed for hell.

I probably wouldn't even be here now if it weren't for chiropractic

There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.

It makes my wife mad, you know, she wants me to stay home all the time. But its what I've done all my life and I think when I quit doing it I'll probably go away pretty quick.

Keep your opinions to yourself. I think it's important that I stay neutral on politics and remain hard to understand. I don't want to be pigeonholed as conservative, liberal, independent or anything. I back the man for the things the man believes in, not whether it says "R" or "D" down there beside his name.