Everything you agree to do is other things you can't do
When you die, no one's going to remember what iPhone you had.
If you want to make a chili, you're going to break some cows.
Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.
Thing is: the internet's made of IP addresses, opinions, and assholes. It's what's there. That's the basic equipment.
Come back, paragraphs. America needs you.