It's been so long since I was in a real fight.

Regardless of how me or this man right here or anybody else in this business get, when we walk on an airplane in first-class looking like this, we're gonna get searched.

I wanna sit behind the scenes and see nothin' but the greens.

I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm.

After a while, you can't get any higher. It's like your head is in a wind tunnel - everything is vibrating.

It's been so long since I was in a real fight.

I have 15,000 comics in a warehouse, all bagged individually.