Myself, I'm a pothead. It's no secret. Everyone knows that. I go on the road and forget everything else

I'm in between homes right now, but my last house was dope.

I have 15,000 comics in a warehouse, all bagged individually.

Regardless of how me or this man right here or anybody else in this business get, when we walk on an airplane in first-class looking like this, we're gonna get searched.

Behind every fortune, there's a crime.

I don't mind being an advocate for weed. It's not as bad as tobacco, alcohol or firearms, for that matter. There's no reason it shouldn't be legalized. You can make all kinds of stuff out of hemp. I think the cure for cancer's probably in cannabis-who knows?

If I got a flight to catch and I just bought a half o-z, I'll smoke it all - I can't get weed on a plane, 'cause I've been red-flagged.