The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.

Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake

That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.

The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.

Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.

Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!

Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?" Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat. "I found you." Ms. Smirt shrieked. Puck lifted himself up to his full height and laughed. "She's fun." He leaned back down and she screamed again. "I could do this all day. Can I keep her?