If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.

You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said. "How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked. "Considerably less cool," Puck replied.

The world is always ruled by a maniac. - Baba Yaga

I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing.

But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you.