If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around the seventeenth year," Henry said.

He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.

Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.

Mirror sighed. "I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you can't wait for one. You have to make them happen.

That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?