Mirror sighed. "I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you can't wait for one. You have to make them happen.
When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?
Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!
Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.
And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?
I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?