How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.

Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!

Moth, that wasn't very nice.

Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.

If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way," Puck continued.

If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don’t want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.