I have been rich and I have been poor. I know which one I prefer.

Ive read an awful lot of books, Ive read alot of awful books

Do I believe in God? Yes I do. When you've had a life like mine, you have to.

Things are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture.

My career is going better now than when I was younger. Now I get the part. Back then, I'd get the girl.

A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything.

This is your life, Larry. Learn to enjoy what you've got.