I have been rich and I have been poor. I know which one I prefer.

Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing? Nothing that has meaning is easy,"Easy" doesn't enter into grown-up life.

I'm a sort of boy next door. If that boy has a good scriptwriter.

Youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly - because if they don't speak fast enough, nobody will listen to them.

I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.