If you're a movie actor, you're on your own - you cannot control the stage. The director controls it.

Things are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture.

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.

You get paid the same for a bad film as you do for a good one.

To be a movie star, you have to carry a movie. And to carry a movie where you play the title role is the supreme example.

Youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!