You can't get blase about something you haven't done yet.
I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.
I'm hoping there's an afterlife. As you get older, you hope even more fervently.
Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.
Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award.
My dialogue coach said to do a Texas accent, you lean on the next word, and that was the clue to me.