I'm the audience's representative on earth.

I can never be the hero now. You have to be young and all that stuff. I used to be the hero.

I don't have any regrets because I'm very optimistic, and live each day as though it's the last.

Hollywood is a cross between a health farm, a recreation center and an insane asylum. It's a company town, and I happen to like the company!

And to Tom Cruise, for if you had won this, your asking price would have gone down so fast. Do you have any idea what supporting actors get paid? We get only one trailer, a small one, in the back.

I see myself as 38, but you don't notice it.

Some men just want to watch the world burn