The greatest luxury is not driving. I didn't own a car until I was 30, and that was a Rolls-Royce, so it was cheaper to insure a chauffeur. I never want to drive again. My mind is always on other things. I hate parking, and I'm very short-tempered and would get road rage, I'm sure.
Michael CaineThings are not quite what they seem always. Don't start me on class, otherwise you'll get a four-hour lecture.
Michael CaineMy wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
Michael CaineThere's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
Michael Caine