I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

I want to stick around with the big boys. I don't want to be in the old folks home.

You have to remember, I never became successful or wealthy till I was 30.

My career is going better now than when I was younger. Now I get the part. Back then, I'd get the girl.

If you held a pistol at my head, I couldn't tell you who they're going to vote for Best Actor.

I spent 30 years of my life not being wanted at all for films.

I usually control the environment I'm in, but my control is very quiet and subtle.