You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.

If you're a movie star, you get the girl, you lose the girl, and then you get her back. But if you're a character like me, you lose the girl, then you get another one, then you get another one, then you lose them all, then you lose your life.

I don't want to sound like Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, but I do think there should be some sort of national service for young men.

In real life, I'm afraid of heights - and people who get moral convictions... Adolf Hitler in London.

You can't get blase about something you haven't done yet.

You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.

I don't meet stockbrokers or carpenters or coal miners; I spend all day with actors, composers and photographers.