You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.

We should vote for the welfare of the country, not for the welfare of the party.

I don't have any regrets because I'm very optimistic, and live each day as though it's the last.

I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.

I always exposed the weakness rather than the nastiness.

I don't worry about the last shot or the next shot. I concentrate. Every shot gets a clean slate. And when a shot is over, I wipe it out absolutely. Tell a joke or something. If you worry about how you looked, how well you did, you'll go insane.

About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America.