You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. And you can never get in there. So you must have two bathrooms. You really must. I think it's essential.

I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop.

I never regret anything. I always said that when I'm old, I want to be sitting there regretting the things that I did and not the things that I didn't do; and now I'm old, and I don't regret anything! I had fun. I had fun, and I'm still having it.

I admired Marlon Brando as I grew up. I though he was one of the finest screen actors around.

I just love to go home, no matter where I am, the most luxurious hotel suite in the world, I love to go home.

I'm very much more choosy now. I do stuff that I really, really, really like.

I don't like getting up early in the morning and learning all that stuff. I work with offers that I can't refuse.