I want to stick around with the big boys. I don't want to be in the old folks home.

I think I have the secret of a successful L.A. restaurant, especially now that so many Europeans live there. You have to have a place where they can see out the windows, see the world passing by. Europeans fancy that.

I usually control the environment I'm in, but my control is very quiet and subtle.

You start pretending to have fun, you might have a little by accident.

I want to stick around with the big boys. I don't want to be in the old folks home.

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

I don't have to work, really, but I do enjoy working, and I do enjoy getting paid.