I want to stick around with the big boys. I don't want to be in the old folks home.

I was so poor for so long that I didn't use anything. I didn't drive cars, I didn't eat very much. So, I figured the world owed me a debt, so I've been eating very well and have had a very big car for a long time. But I still haven't caught up with my youth.

Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The first part is called the Pledge. The magician shows you something ordinary. The second act is called the Turn. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it into something extraordinary. But you wouldn't clap yet, because making something disappear isn't enough. You have to bring it back.

I can never be the hero now. You have to be young and all that stuff. I used to be the hero.

I've been on movies where I literally couldn't hear what the other actor was saying. It's very awkward.

I'm the happiest grandfather in the world, I promise you.

You can't get blase about something you haven't done yet.