When I'm doing an accent, you shouldn't notice it for a while, if I'm doing it right.

Not only is acting more than a part-time job, it's more than a full-time job. It's a full-time obsession.

I've been on movies where I literally couldn't hear what the other actor was saying. It's very awkward.

One of the great things with comedy is that there's no such thing as a mediocre comedy; it's either uproarious or crap. That's the problem.

I've always got to have one impossible dream on the back burner.

I don't work very much, and I just sit here waiting for a script that I can't refuse - and I'm not talking about money.

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.