I've been on movies where I literally couldn't hear what the other actor was saying. It's very awkward.

My mum never understood how much I earned. When I told her I earned a million pounds a film, she said, 'How much is that?'

I'm hoping there's an afterlife. As you get older, you hope even more fervently.

Comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write.

Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award.

English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite.

I've been on movies where I literally couldn't hear what the other actor was saying. It's very awkward.