I was watching cartoons on television and a commercial came on for one of the Batman series where I played a butler. And then my grandson looked up at me and he said, "Do you know Batman?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Really," I said, "Yeah." I said I know him very well. And he told all the boys at school, he said, "My grandpa knows Batman. Does your grandpa know Batman? OK, no. Mine does.

I always exposed the weakness rather than the nastiness.

And to Tom Cruise, for if you had won this, your asking price would have gone down so fast. Do you have any idea what supporting actors get paid? We get only one trailer, a small one, in the back.

It’s a lesson in life—don’t look back, you’ll trip over.

I'm not a betting man, and even if I was, I certainly wouldn't bet on this! I would not bet on the Best Actor.

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.

When you're a movie star and you're young, you are always playing someone who's a better fighter, a better lover, a better everything than you.