My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
Michael CaineJanuary is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.
Michael CaineEvery magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The first part is called the Pledge. The magician shows you something ordinary. The second act is called the Turn. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it into something extraordinary. But you wouldn't clap yet, because making something disappear isn't enough. You have to bring it back.
Michael CaineThe American cinema in general always made stories about working-class people; the British rarely did. Any person with my working-class background would be a villain or a comic cipher, usually badly played, and with a rotten accent. There weren't a lot of guys in England for me to look up to.
Michael Caine