Baseball players tend to have something like 20 good years in them and then around their mid-thirties they aren't in the same shape as the young guys in the league and kind of aren't worth as much. Then they retire before 40. And they are left floating adrift in the middle of the ocean.

I've been wanting to do a play for years.

When you're 12, a 12-year-old girl is so out of your league, because they have no interest in you. You're like 10 years younger. You're 2 to them.

There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts.

I'm not stereotypically Canadian. I don't really follow hockey. I don't feel like anything other than myself, basically.

I could not work for a long time. I don't spend very much money. Basically I spend money on food and DVDs.

I broke my nose and got a concussion when I was 13.