Never say love is "like" anything... It isn't.

Every universe, our own included, begins in conversation. Every golem in the history of the world, from Rabbi Hanina's delectable goat to the river-clay Frankenstein of Rabbi Judah Loew ben Bezalel, was summoned into existence through language, through murmuring, recital, and kabbalistic chitchat -- was, literally, talked into life.

The world like our heads was meant to be escaped from, they are prisons world and head alike.

I’m a man who falls in love so easily, and with such reckless lack of consideration for the consequences of my actions, that from the very first instant of entering into a marriage I become, almost by definition, an adulterer.

Entertainment is a sacred pursuit when done well. When done well, it raises the quality of human life.

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.

I have a good memory for words, and when I come upon a word I don't know, I remember it, or try to - it's almost like a tic.