I promise myself that I would go and do a play every year.

I am a theatre actor, but the last ten years I've taken parts in movies because it keeps me in money.

I used to be gay, but I was forced to give it up, because it made my eyes water.

I learn the lines that JK Rowling or whoever writes them, and say them.

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.

Every part I play is just a variant of my own personality. No real character actor, of course, just me.

Yeah, I like causing trouble. It's the teddy boy in me. I used to be a teddy boy. Feeling slightly inferior and wanting to cause a bit of bother and get some action going on in the room rather than get bored stiff.