Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.
Its the fate of all creators: They fall in love with their creations.
Sometimes I think He looks down and says, "Wow, look what those idiots are up to now. I guess I better help them along a little.
I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.
San: You all right? Virt: I think i crapped myself a little Sam: Just a little? you've got nerves of steel.
You're staring," Lana said. "Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys.