welcome to the FAYZ. Wherever, whenever or whyever that is

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Sam’s probably out there somewhere being his usual heroic self,” Caine said. “I can’t let that boy save the world all alone. I’d never live it down.

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king. In the darkness the man with a candle is an easy target.

Because that, more than any monster, was what Sam had feared: that he was weak and cowardly. He had a terrible fear of being afraid.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.