Sometimes I think He looks down and says, "Wow, look what those idiots are up to now. I guess I better help them along a little.

Man, don't ever be sorry you don't want to kill someone.

Penny said two words, the second of which was "you." Caine laughed. "I think you meant '---- you, Your Highness.

Quinn sat back down. He leaned forward, elbows on knees. "Man, don't you remember taking tests in school? Multiple choice: A, B, C, D, or E, all of the above. "Yeah?" "Dude, sometimes the answer is 'all of the above.' This places needs you. And it needs Astrid. And it needs Sam. It's all of the above, Albert.

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

He found a set of encyclopedias—like Wikipedia, but paper and very bulky.