Sometimes I think He looks down and says, "Wow, look what those idiots are up to now. I guess I better help them along a little.

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes.

So many things I'm not, and so few things I am.

They both smiled at the picture of Albert in his chinos and button-down shirt exhorting kids from atop a bike.

She placed her palm over his wound, pressing as hard as she dared. She would stop the blood. She would hold him and stop his life from escaping. She would hold life inside him and he wouldn’t die

What’s happened so far? Coyotes evolved limited powers of speech. Worms developed teeth and became aggressive and territorial. Snakes grew wings and developed a new form of metamorphosis. Some of us developed powers. So far there’s been a lot of strange, but not a lot of stupid. This, though, this”—she aimed her finger at the carcass of the monstrosity—“is just stupid.

You are now free to leave the FAYZ.