You can imagine the sign outside Tory central office. Shop closed - out to lunch.

Mrs Thatcher was not lightly bullied.

There are those who never stretch out the hand for fear it will be bitten. But those who never stretch out the hand will never feel it clasped in friendship.

Yes, I do talk to my trees. I did say to one 'You'd better smarten yourself up or you'll be gone' and the next year, well, you've never seen such a mass of flowers.

I always knew that Neil Kinnock belonged in the economic nursery. Now, God help us we've got twins.

I keep telling my Tory colleagues: don't have any policies. A manifesto that has policies alienates people. In 1979 the manifesto said nothing which was brilliant.

One has to live with the ignominy of a garish sticker slapped over one's face, proclaiming '?