You can imagine the sign outside Tory central office. Shop closed - out to lunch.

Yes, I do talk to my trees. I did say to one 'You'd better smarten yourself up or you'll be gone' and the next year, well, you've never seen such a mass of flowers.

One has to live with the ignominy of a garish sticker slapped over one's face, proclaiming '?

They say a man should be judged by his enemies. I am very proud of mine.

I can foresee no circumstance in which I would allow my name to be put forward for the leadership of the Conservative Party.

You can't wield a handbag from an empty chair.

You can imagine the sign outside Tory central office. Shop closed - out to lunch.