The biggest gift on Father's Day is if I can be with all my kids.

Since I'm not sure of the address to which to send my gratitude, I put it out there in everything I do.

The secret to a good marriage, as far as I am concerned, is a joke I make: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

[My son] will have a fairly stable future. Not one where the schoolyard talk is whose father grossed $8 million on his last picture.

After a year or so I really thought I was Howard Hughes. Here I was at eighteen years old, getting all these checks.

I don't have any affirmations, I don't have any of that stuff. My natural state is to look at things as possibilities and as opportunities.

As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.