The secret to a good marriage, as far as I am concerned, is a joke I make: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

By 21, I was earning six figures a week. By 23, I had a Ferrari. It was nuts.

So what I say about Tracy is this: Tracy's big challenge is not having a Parkinson's patient for a husband. It's having me for a husband. I happen to be a Parkinson's patient.

Only a few of us will admit it, but actors will sometimes read a script like this: bullshit...bullshit...my part...blah, blah, blah...my part...bullshit.

Look at the choices you have, not the choices that have been taken away from you. In them, there are whole worlds of strength and new ways to look at things.

Always be available to your kids. Because if you say, 'Give me five minutes, give me ten minutes,' it'll be 15, it'll be 20. And then when you get there, the shine will have worn off whatever it is they wanted to share with you.

As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked my father, up my ass.