My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance, and in inverse proportion to my expectations.

Vanity's really overrated. When I was 20, teenage girls had my picture on the wall... I don't need to be pretty anymore. I just am who I am.

Life is the power that's greater than I can ever comprehend.

I love the irony. I'm perceived as being really young and yet I have the clinical condition of an old man.

I think we all get our own bag of hammers. We all get our own Parkinson's. We all have our own thing. I think that we'll look at it through the filter of that experience, and we'll say, "Yeah, I need to laugh at my stuff, too."

I can say, "I don't have anything I regret!" But I can also say, "I can go forward in my life the way it is and I don't think I'll accrue any future regrets."

If you have one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, you're pissing all over today.