Is this a great country, or what?

Anesthesia is quite remarkable. Its lost time. And you wake up kind of refreshed.

Magna carta. Master charga.

I never knew anyone who was cloned, but I played one in Multiplicity.

Shoot, two things I said I wasn't going to do: Cry and give air quotes.

I played a lot of sports when I was a kid so I get in that ballgame mindset of being really, really respectful, but at same time saying to yourself, "Don't back down a single inch, hang with these guys if you can." If they throw it high and tight you have to stand in there, you can't take yourself out of that moment.

I performed stand-up because I didn't have to ask anyone's permission. My set was never joke-centric. It was a performance.