The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills.

Army Specialist Bradley Manning deserves a medal, not prison.

I've always been sort of confused by the trajectory my life has taken. I was supposed to be on an assembly line building Buicks.

Hey, here's a way to stop suicide bombings - give the Palestinians a bunch of missile-firing Apache helicopters and let them and the Israelis go at each other head to head. Four billion dollars a year to Israel - four billion dollars a year to the Palestinians - they can just blow each other up and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

Politicians never keep all their promises.

Oprah's got good politics, she's got a good heart, and she'll have us all up Jazzercising at six in the morning. This cannot be a bad thing, and reading a book while we're Jazzercising. So America would be better off if Oprah were president.

Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican.