I was a good little boy and a good student. I've never been arrested.

I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants.

A majority of this country opposes this war, a majority of this country never voted for this administration.

I don't compromise my values and I don't compromise my work. That's why I've been kicked from one network to the next: I won't give in.

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

The products built in the factories of G.M., Ford and Chrysler are some of the greatest weapons of mass destruction responsible for global warming and the melting of our polar icecaps.

I have been aspiring to write some sort of literature for a long time.