My dad was an autoworker, my mom was a clerk. Until I was thirty-five, I never made more than fifteen thousand dollars a year.

Somehow, I don't think Jesus came to Earth to ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

I'm not a big believer in our copyright laws; I find them way too restrictive.

Maybe it's a sick fantasy of mine, but I am really looking forward to a debate between a general and a deserter. Plus, I really want to hear President Bush have to say, "Yes, General, No, General."

I have never owned a share of stock in my life, and the only time I've double dipped into anything is at the snack tray.

I remember the first time I received a cassette tape of a band called The Clash. I became an instant fan of the Clash and then bought their albums after that and went to their concerts and gave them my money... but I first got it for free.

The entire business world has figured out how to make huge buckets of money without hiring us to work for them.