You can't debate satire. Either you get it or you don't.

There's no violence coming from the Occupy protesters.

I remember the first time I received a cassette tape of a band called The Clash. I became an instant fan of the Clash and then bought their albums after that and went to their concerts and gave them my money... but I first got it for free.

You know he's [George W. Bush] there illegally. You know he was not elected either by the popular vote or by the vote in Florida.

Most liberals I know were for invading Afghanistan right after 9/11.

I don't 'support the troops' or any of those other hollow and hypocritical platitudes uttered by Republicans and frightened Democrats. Here's what I do support: I support them coming home. I support them being treated well.

A government run by billionaires for billionaires is an affront to freedom and morality and humanity.