How do you deliver democracy to a country? You don't do it down the barrel of a gun. That's not how you deliver it.

Part of my job is to read the paper, watch C-Span and show things that haven't been shown or were buried.

When the women's liberation movement began, when people began protesting against the Vietnam War, civil rights movement, at the beginning of those movements, the majority of the country was not with them, did not believe in the basic principles of any of those philosophies.

I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group. They are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't mess with them. You know, they've had their budgets cut. They're paid nothing. Books are falling apart. The libraries are just like the ass end of everything, right?

Many criminals believe what they say is true; they could pass a lie detector test.

I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained.

I have a rule: I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell.