Hey, here's a way to stop suicide bombings - give the Palestinians a bunch of missile-firing Apache helicopters and let them and the Israelis go at each other head to head. Four billion dollars a year to Israel - four billion dollars a year to the Palestinians - they can just blow each other up and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

I was a good little boy and a good student. I've never been arrested.

They are possibly the dumbest people on the planet... We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing.

I've made a lot of enemies in all the right places, and there aren't enough hours in the day to respond to either the well-financed corporate hacks or the lowly stalkers who seek to libel me or make a buck off the fact that I'm a well-known person.

I'm not a pundit. I'm not an analyst.

The upper 1 percent, the people down on Wall Street, the corporate executives, they're the people that control this economy.

You know he's [George W. Bush] there illegally. You know he was not elected either by the popular vote or by the vote in Florida.