Horace's best ode would not please a young woman as much as the mediocre verses of the young man she is in love with.

I rallied against Clinton when he was in office. I didn't vote for him in '96. I didn't vote for Gore in 2000.

Librarians in America do something like a couple of billion dollars worth of book business every year.

You can't debate satire. Either you get it or you don't.

I'm actually a fairly conservative person. I live a very conservative lifestyle.

I say stupid white men are always the problem. That's never going to change.

I ask all Americans with a conscience to shun anything and everything to do with the murderous state of Georgia.