I don't support the troops, America, and neither do you.

What the media are telling you to be afraid of are the wrong things. Fear is a necessary ingredient of our survival instincts.

There is nowhere in the four Gospels where Jesus uses the word 'homosexual.'

North Korea has taught a great lesson to all the countries in the world, especially the rogue countries of dictatorships or whatever: if you don't want to be invaded by America, get some nuclear weapons.

I and you and everyone else has to be a political activist.

Hey, here's a way to stop suicide bombings - give the Palestinians a bunch of missile-firing Apache helicopters and let them and the Israelis go at each other head to head. Four billion dollars a year to Israel - four billion dollars a year to the Palestinians - they can just blow each other up and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

If we say, 'The government sucks,' we're kind of saying that we suck.