One thing I've learned about death threats is that they're great, actually. You should actually be grateful for death threats because those who are taking the time to threaten you that way are getting it out of their system. That's really what they rant to do, yell at you, and they want to threaten you.

Somehow, I don't think Jesus came to Earth to ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

You know we are flawed people, so if someone is going to make a movie about me, they don't have to make it up. My real flaws are much funnier.

Clearly I am a person who suffers from a lack of ego.

I want Americans to realize that we are the owners of this country, and that one person can make a difference.

We should be licensing everybody with a gun. I have to have a license for my dog. I have to have a license for my car. If you’re going to do my hair later you have to have a license ... We don’t require a license to own a firearm?

I'd feel bad if I had you come into a theater and you leave feeling ripped off.