As a quiet salute to Beavis and Butthead, I held up my index finger and thumb in an "L"-the international sign for loser.

Any time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.

I have never owned a share of stock in my life, and the only time I've double dipped into anything is at the snack tray.

I'd feel bad if I had you come into a theater and you leave feeling ripped off.

Part of my job is to read the paper, watch C-Span and show things that haven't been shown or were buried.

I've never supported this concept of going after Napster. I think the rock bands who fought this were wrong.

I want us all to face our fears and stop behaving like our goal in life is to merely survive.