I'm from the Midwest, and guys like me don't go on diets. We don't do well on spinning classes.

Healthcare should be between the doctor and the patient. And if the doctor says something needs to be done, the government should guarantee it gets paid for.

You can't regulate child labor. You can't regulate slavery. Some things are just wrong.

I think people should start to practice the words 'President Romney.'

The entire business world has figured out how to make huge buckets of money without hiring us to work for them.

All of our political parties are bought and paid for by corporate America, Wall Street, and the wealthy interests. The Republican Party more so, but the Democrats take their share of the loot, too.

Hey, here's a way to stop suicide bombings - give the Palestinians a bunch of missile-firing Apache helicopters and let them and the Israelis go at each other head to head. Four billion dollars a year to Israel - four billion dollars a year to the Palestinians - they can just blow each other up and leave the rest of us the hell alone.