Interviews are usually a follow-up, like a press junket or a publicity junket, or something like that, and I’m not doing any of that right now. I don’t have any axes to grind.

Just because you can thrill a toddler by chewing with your mouth open doesn’t mean you should.

The only people who steal are thieves, and that’s a very small percentage of civilization. Most people want to have some way to make the economic transaction valid. They want to return the favor, if you will… return the benefit and reciprocate...

If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture.

I’d play my nose now, but I’m... it’s... my nose is... out being fixed!

You don't have to fight against being placed in a box any more than the number two has to fight against being the number three. I mean, two is not going to be the number three, ever.

I coined a word the other day, but I forgot what it was. It was a good one, it came to me in a dream.